As I sat in the living room my five year old shouted at me from the back door.
"I can't hear you if you're shouting from outside." I said.
Again, he shouted back.
"I told you, I can't hear you from there. It's rude to shout. If you want me to hear you, walk into the living room." I replied.
A few moments later my son appeared in the living room.
"Dad, I've got dog crap all over my shoes."
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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