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Old 08-09-14, 07:10 AM   #6492
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A woman broke the traffic signal:

Policeman: Stop....!

Woman: Let me go, I am a teacher running late.

Policeman: Aha, I have waited this moment all my life.

Woman: Please....!

Policeman: Now write 100 times, I will never break a traffic signal again.
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