"So, what's your story then?" My date asked. "Been married, kids?"
"Well I used to be." I said. "No kids and my wife passed away. She drowned."
"Oh my god, I'm so sorry." She gasped. "Recently?"
"Quite recent." I replied. "My sleeves are still wet."
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Oh my God, not again!!
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