Aktung!...err Attention!
Mary J Bilge crew,
Re: Retention,
All disqualifying physical and medical conditions have been waived.
Report to the SS 118.14 currently berthed at pier 69, San Diego, Ca.
Once you pipe aboard and get settled in, I want the entire sub repainted. See the base quartermaster and draw the brushes and the fifty shades of gray I have ordered. Sub is to be painted in a tiger stripe camouflage pattern. Bring all onboard equipment up to spec.
Luzon needs that load of pig slop ASAP! So, get it done yesterday.
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Tomorrow never comes
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