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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch
CEO's mission statement for most large corporations is along the lines of:
1. Prepare golden handshake and pension.
2. Do the good/bad/good news thing - profits are up, 30% of you are fired, the remaining can have a free coffee.
3. Hide the fact the profits aren't really up.
4. Hide the fact the real percentage of staff loss is nearer 60, but then made up by overseas staff on zero-hour contracts for minimum wage.
5. Indicate you'll soon quit for 'family reasons' and try to stash your gains from the tax man.
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Just about sums it up for me
