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Originally Posted by Tango589
Fear not. After some experimentation, I've achieved good results wit Bilge Brew. Just rinse you eyes in the foul smelling liquid and the drink 2 pints, as fast as you can. Neither your eyes nor brain will be able to process anything for the next 24 hours, which should provide enough time for recovery. 
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My doctor gave me something like that last fall. When I finally knew what was going on, I felt slimy and sore in places I aught not be.

I did wake to a smoking hot babe taking care of me,

and laughing at me.