[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Subnuts

Listen guys, concealed carriers work.

I was in a convenience store the other day getting a Big Gulp, when a dude pulled out a gun and demanded the clerk give him all the money in the register. The teller pushed a button on his register, and before you knew, an adorable little two-foot long aircraft carrier popped out of the hotdog cooker and started launching wave after wave of inch-long F-18s at him. The guy just stood there as microscopic laser-guided bombs and AGM-88s struck him in the chest. The perp crapped his pants and ran all the way to the UN, insisting the whole way that he never had any WMDs.

'Murica.

Pictures or it didn't happen.