I have never heard my wife break wind in 18 years...she says a lady must not do that...
and breaking wind is a mood killer for her, hell, I've turned purple and doubled over in pain holding one in....
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You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
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