The Oldest Joke in the Book... Plus 11 Others!
It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes:
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."
I don't get it either.
The others...
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NASA's budget in 2011... $19 billion.
Result: Hi-resolution images from 127 million miles away.
AT&T's budget in 2011... $20 billion.
Result: Still can't get any signal from my bathroom.
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