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Originally Posted by Tango589
I was carrying my can of lubricant, it's what the priest 'hazed' me with...handle first!
I thought the constant Crazy Ivans were a side effect of drinking 'bilge brew': that lethal mixture of coffee, axle grease, bathtub vodka (made with donnas' bath water) and molasses. That stuff is only good for stripping paint or drinking.
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Crazy Ivan's are for guarding the stern from sneaky Fahder Randy, as I'm sure you've discovered.
Just drink more bilge brew. It dulls the pain, degreases
engines, clears those pesky clogs in the head {due to Nug cuisine} and works well in a hurricane lamp.
It could also be blamed for Wernher's psychotic break during that 40 cal. debacle.
Don't fall for this trick in the officer's head...
It leads to an aft torpedo tube.
Armistead thinks it's funny.