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Originally Posted by Wolferz
I see you found our priest. 
Note to Armistead: Restock the molasses so Fahder Randy doesn't haze us all.
You failed to heed the warning about the lube?
And you thought our constant crazy Ivan's were just another secret ritual? |
I was carrying my can of lubricant, it's what the priest 'hazed' me with...handle first!
I thought the constant Crazy Ivans were a side effect of drinking 'bilge brew': that lethal mixture of coffee, axle grease, bathtub vodka (made with donnas' bath water) and molasses. That stuff is only good for stripping paint or drinking.