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Originally Posted by Armistead

"Narcissist extraordinaire par excelle'nce"

I don't know what that means.....Aktung will explain it to me later

Simple! keep your Kaleun hat over one eye as you check yourself out in the UZO's reflection over some cloudy ersatz coffee delivered to the con by Olaf the cook! "You walked into the party(Kreigsmarine sendoff) like you were walking onto a yacht( your VIIC)
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye (U rakish beast)
Your scarf it was apricot
(over oilskin weather gear)You had one eye on the mirror(the UZO lens) as you watched yourself gavotte (that 4/4 time folk dance you just learned in a Lorient bistro with that mademoiselle spy from Armentieres )
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner (if you lived through the next patrol)
They'd be your partner, and...(Especially that big gal on the sendoff band tuba!-all the men tuba players are in Russia with the Sixth Army)

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you (on your boat, Kaleun, it's always about you...er...in your mancave anyway till "mama takes the keyboard away!")