Wolferz,
You can't just let every Tom, Dick

and Harry in the Bilge....without proper hazing, indoctrination and rituals. It's only fair we hold a vote. Tango wants in, it must be voted on.
I vote him in... He is now a member in poor standing.
I also have a request. I want to make Attungabungholey {If I misspelled his name, I think we know who I mean} a full member and even appt him to non elected office as our Chief of Foreign Affairs. He can deal with all non Americans. I think he should also take on paulhagers office and do speeches and spellchecing. I love the way he writes, even not understanding it. I plan to get him to start posting for me on FB, write to my wife, etc..
He fully agrees to all rituals

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