What a LIE, McBee!
That stick isn't invisible.
But, finding a job that pays enough to live on after college is.
Then there's that crushing student loan to deal with that will really make you sweat.
Why do they call it higher learning?
Because you have to be high to even consider getting a degree that isn't even suitable to use as toilet paper.

For the life of me, I can't figure out why it takes four years and $160 g's to learn how to say;
"Would you like fries with that?"

They probably charge ten grand for the jar of Vaseline to boot.