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Old 05-30-14, 12:18 PM   #3057
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George Osborne has just gotten a new sports car. He goes to Liverpool and runs over a little girl's puppy. A furious onlooker gets Osborne out of the car, draws a circle on the road and tells Osborne to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up his leather seats. He turns around and sees Osborne's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting his windows and beating his car. He looks back to see that Osborne's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices Osborne's tires. He turns around and Osborne's laughing so hard, he's about to fall down.
The man demands, "What's so funny?"
Osborne says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
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