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Originally Posted by Wolferz
A fart smells for the benefit of those who didn't hear it.
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I was out with wife, and after a day on the beer and a curry dinner, we stopped at the convenience store by the station. My wife was queueing up to pay for our purchases whilst I was nosing round the shop. Suddenly I let the most almighty SBD go. The stench disgusted me! I took a walk outside the shop and watched the 7 or 8 people in there walk out without buying anything, commenting about 'who crapped themselves?' My wife came out, burst out laughing and said that's the first time a fart has cleared a shop!