Let me have a go...
Next to my kids school there are 3 fast food joints, Nando's, MacDonalds and KFC. Every day when I pick him up he always bugs me to get a take away.
I always say no.
So one day, feeling daring, I say let's get a Big Mac - there are cheers from the crowd (1), and we 'whip' into the first drive through.
Teller: "What would you like, sir"
Me: "2 big Mac's, and two small fries, please"
Teller: "Sorry sir, we don't do big macs"
Me:"Come on, is it the wrong time of day or what - you do big Macs don't you ?"
Teller: "No sir we don't do big mac's"
Me: "Really! , may I ask why not ?"
Teller:" This is KFC, MacDonalds is next door over there"
Me: "£%^$%^$£^&$££"
My kid never stopped laughing, within hours the whole family was having a go at me.
