And thus a new warming label was created yet once again on proper use of a toaster oven.
DO NOT LAY ON SIDE TO MAKE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH. DO NOT USE IN THE BATH TUB OR SHOWER. NOT SUITABLE FOR DRYING HAIR. NOT FOR USE IN LIGHTING A CIGARETTE.
On it goes....
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“You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.”
― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road
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