@ Nippelspanner
LOL - my first thought was a huge asteroid at my will to end this ridiculous freak show.
Well...
- undo and ignore all of Wolferz' further wishes (in return for the forks and torches)
- replace the thermo nuclear war with a bloody zombie apocalypse - and let them win
- finally let them starve to death and reparadise the animal planet - guaranteed human free - until the sun consumes it.