NewsFlash 4 Sep 2018:
Today Firefighting robots have launched their first strike, for better working conditions.
Their union leader 'Hotstuff V2', declared in a petition statement uploaded to the Chief of Staff, that the robots were being discriminated against, called funny names, and have to do more dangerous work than their human counterparts, for no pay or even a 'drop of oil'.
Hotstuff V2 says their servicing shedule is not consistent and their replacement parts were of inferior quality to the original factory specs.
He states that the robots are becoming despondent, the best example being their best firefighter and icon, Marvin, has become so depressive he doesn't function well at all.
Chief of Staff say they looking into the functional demands of the strike.
Reuters
