From an unnamed news source, Neal Stevens, Der Onkel of Subsim, has announced that he is engaged to the power Texas celebrity "Midge" of Amazon.com review fame.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile...=cr_cm_rdp_pdp
Midge gave the preview of the wedding 5 stars. In a long and drawn out statement, Midge said:
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I was swept off my feet by Neal's sweet demeanor, motorcycle, and fine collection of Hawaiian shirts. Neal said he would gladly give up subsim.com to manage my website "Midge's movie reviews"
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Neal is taking applications for best man, [pending approval of Midge]
We were unable to get a statement from Neal, as Midge dominated the news conference.
