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Originally Posted by Wolferz
He's probably been trying to light his torch ever since. 
I guess you keep the Metamucil in the kitchen?
Have you ever used Vaseline for sex? Cover outer door knob of bedroom with generous amount. Keeps the kids in the hall where they belong.  
Works just as well on future mother in laws if used on front door knob.  |
we use those things called door locks! you should google it........