first kiss was with a super cute blonde girl at an ice rink, i was 14 or 15. mid kiss i slipped on the ice and she had to catch me in a "dipping" fashion
18 or so at work, fooling around with a long drain pipe and attempting to play it as a didgereedoo as i walked. The bottom edge of pipe caught a lip in the floor and cut my upper lip enough to scar a crescent shape permanently. Lamest/dumbest scar story ever