I woke up this morning and saw my wife sobbing on the edge of the bed.
"What's the matter, dear?" I said and sat up beside her.
"You came in last night extremely drunk and said how much you hated me and the kids," she cried.
Utterly shocked, I said, "I can assure you, sweetheart, that I wasn't drunk."
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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