A bloke goes to a doctor.
"Doc, I'm really constipated please help me."
The Dr. says, "Here's some pills. Put one in your back passage every night and see me in a weeks time."
A week goes by and the bloke goes to see the Dr.
The doctor says, "how'd you get on with those pills, Did they work."
The bloke says, "they were bloody useless, firstly I don't have a back passage so I put them in the hall and for all the good they done me I may as well have stuck 'em up me ........."
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