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Old 02-23-14, 10:23 AM   #5
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And then there's the joke: Osama Bin Laden gets to paradise and is greeted by George Washington, who punches him in the face. Next is Thomas Jefferson, who does the same. The comes James Madison, Patrick Henry, James Monroe...

Osama finally gets to see Allah and demands an explanation. Allah says "Didn't you read the text? I said you'd be greeted by seventy-two Virginians..."
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