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Aktungbby · 01-29-14, 01:01 PM

Actually if you do catch a bandito ya don't get mad, get even but keep the .9mm in yer waistband; point out what you want removed...the old toaster, The fire-hazard Mr Coffee maker, the old telly, that out-of-date stereo, that zircon bauble you never should have given her anyway...(yup some of us still do vinyl and chintz'd on our sweethearts); done properly, he should be perspiring from exertion... and nervous relief at not involving the 'machinery of the state' in such triviality. On his last trip out, thank him politely... and sit down at the table to fill out an insurance claim inventory report...the reimbursement to cover some of the cool new stuff you really want anyway;...then call the cops. Then round up your local alarm installer and bribe him for a yard sign and a few window stickers that say: "protected by Acme Protection"...future bad guys, scopin' the 'hood will select your neighbor instead.

(tips from a 70's former alarm-agent)this actually works..bad guys prefer easy swag! not risky plunder.

01-29-14, 01:01 PM	#7
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,008 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	The junkman cometh Actually if you do catch a bandito ya don't get mad, get even but keep the .9mm in yer waistband; point out what you want removed...the old toaster, The fire-hazard Mr Coffee maker, the old telly, that out-of-date stereo, that zircon bauble you never should have given her anyway...(yup some of us still do vinyl and chintz'd on our sweethearts); done properly, he should be perspiring from exertion... and nervous relief at not involving the 'machinery of the state' in such triviality. On his last trip out, thank him politely... and sit down at the table to fill out an insurance claim inventory report...the reimbursement to cover some of the cool new stuff you really want anyway;...then call the cops. Then round up your local alarm installer and bribe him for a yard sign and a few window stickers that say: "protected by Acme Protection"...future bad guys, scopin' the 'hood will select your neighbor instead.(tips from a 70's former alarm-agent)this actually works..bad guys prefer easy swag! not risky plunder. __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!