You've not experienced piss beer quite like Schlitz beer I'd wager.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_...rewing_Company
Always loved their motto...
"When you're out of Schlitz you're out of beer"
Should have read this way...
"When you're out of Schlitz you're full of Schlitz"
I bet the last rat on that ship is going to be a monster!