I was looking through the menu at a French restaurant last night when I saw the special was stuffed escargots. I said to the waiter, "What are they stuffed with?"
"Salad." He replied.
"Really?" I asked.
He said, "Yes, they ate it all."
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Oh my God, not again!!
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