[Wolferz]

A young couple on their honeymoon had just settled into their hotel room for the night when the groom suggested that his bride try on his pants without the aid of a belt. No matter how she tried, the pants always fell to her ankles.
She tells her new husband; " Honey, there is no way that I can wear these."
The groom replies; "Best you remember that fact woman."

The new bride removed her underwear and said; "Here, try these on."
But no matter how hard he pulled, he couldn't get them past his knees.
"Honey, I can't get into your panties" he finally exclaimed.

The bride then gave him the stink eye and said; "Best you remember that if you ever speak to me that way again!"