I think the biggest question has to be why is this article even in the WSJ?
Ferrets are great pets, used to love watching my mate's ferret eat a hen's egg when I was a kid. And more recently (7 years ago) the way home from the bars of Cleethorpes I spent about a quarter of an hour trying to entice out from under a car without success (and wasn't just seeing things).
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