Hey Sailor Steve! Thanks for your response! I was just venting my frustrations! I wouldn't actually do that, I don't even even know where to begin looking! hahaha!
I've just gotten upset since I've been trying to play the game since about the 23rd of December...and still haven't had any luck on getting it to work. I own 2 copies, one via Steam, and the other via Uplay. The fact that both of them aren't working was the reason for my comment. No harm intended!
I'm sure I can get it fixed since I used to play the Steam one before, so I'm not going the illegal route! Don't worry!