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Originally Posted by Penguin
Ha, got ye! 
This test was. First me thought you are good citizen of glorious Arstotzka, but taking bribe is worse than being Kolechia scum. As good citizen I report you with CIAA (Clandestine Internet Agency of Arstotzka). For reward me and family can finally move to luxury class 14 home where we have running water 3 times a week when raining. Thank you for making life better for me!
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CAPITALIST KOLECHIEN! Reporting citizens to the CIAA for personal gain, instead of for the glory of Arstotzka, is strictly forbidden! You will be accordingly punished! I here by demote you and your family to class 5 home! It has warm running water all the time, which comes heated directly from our ultra-modern ultra-efficient nuclear reactor! I also fine you $50! The traitor Penguin will be summarily shot at dawn for being caught offering to take bribes! ALL GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! Never fear citizens! We are watching! Always...