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Old 12-04-13, 09:54 AM   #5220
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Originally Posted by Armistead View Post
Yea, when my son was born I looked at my wife and told her "you just gave birth to a blue lizard." Thankfully he changed colors soon after...

My brother's statement to his wife after his first child was born, "She is white, I'm half way there." (true story)

He has since divorced.
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