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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk
Myself and my wife have been married for over 18 years now and we have had two very beautiful daughters. But I've always wanted a son and after trying for a incredibly long time, we succeeded and my wife became pregnant. Nine months later and I'm rushing to the hospital after hearing my wife was going into labor. When I got into the delivery room I was staring at the ugliest child I had ever seen. I shouted at my wife, "Have you been screwing another man?"She replied with a smirk, "Not this time".
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Yea, when my son was born I looked at my wife and told her "you just gave birth to a blue lizard." Thankfully he changed colors soon after...