Platypus, your post is an outright lie.
You have no proof (references, bibliography, jury statements, trial transcripts, witness statements, etc of any of those things happening.
Your pyramid is crap and I utterly refute all you posted.
To be thorough I will throw in some name calling and a strawman argument.
You are a poopy pants, and I hope you get the flu on Christmas eve.
And what about the peanuts, yeah you failed to mention how the peanuts fall into this! Since you forgot peanuts, everything you said is null and void!!
GOTCHA!
(good post, all jokes aside, I can see quite a few of my favorite tactics .
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