I would like to announce that I have
never fallen for one of these scams. Nigerians, Nicaraguans, Nepalese and New Zealanders will never get my money.
I hate those scammers so much that when our very own FBI sent me an email asking me to help catch these people, I cheerfully handed them all my money as quickly as possible. I consider it my sacred duty to support our law enforcement in every way possible to stop this sort of thing!