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Old 12-01-13, 10:14 AM   #5205
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I was chatting up this blonde woman from Essex.
I asked her age, she said, "Ha, that's my secret."
"Secret" I replied, "Women are useless at keeping secrets."
She looked at me and smiled, "You reckon? well I've kept it secret for the last 30 years."
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