In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
Seeking a new route to India.
He discovered a new continent. Well, it wasn't really new, was it?
He mistakenly thought the residents were Indians.
Just new to him and all those squatters who followed.
Suffice it to say...
White men can't jump,
Oh, wait, they can jump your property and claim it for God and King and then themselves with unfair trade practices Check out these beads baby!
They made Americo Vespucci proud and immortalized him with America.
Damned Mafia!
Let's all celebrate and give thanks to the former owners of our land who were just keeping it warm for us.