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Originally Posted by Dread Knot
So, I present a headline from The Onion to please all conspiracy theorists. Makes about as much sense as any of them do alone.  |
Right after the movie JFK came out I was discussing it with my friend Rocky. He quipped that there must have been 20 people blazing away from the grassy knoll. I said "No, nobody shot from there. There were twenty people all doing this..." I then pantomimed a guy reaching into his coat, freezing, looking around at all the other people doing the same, then pushing his gun back into the holster under his coat, putting his hands behind his back and trying to look nonchalant