Originally Posted by Tchocky

Remember folks, politicians are a different species.

The act of being elected mutates DNA at chromosome level. Homo Horribilis

It could be your friend or family member, once elected they're not who they used to be. The sooner you get used to the idea of ramming a stake through their eyes the better.

Politicians hearts pump not blood, but an oily viscous goo that boils when exposed to sunlight.

Politicians. They're not people.