I got into a taxi and told the driver to take me to a place fifty miles away.
When we arrived, I got him to sit for an hour with the engine running, then told him to take me home.
When we got back he asked, "What was the purpose of that journey?"
I replied, "It was just cheaper than sitting in the house with the heating on."
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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