My mate Paddy went on a blind date with a girl last night.
Halfway through the evening, she showed him a photograph and said, "Here are my twins."
"Your twins?" laughed Paddy. "Yeah, right!"
"They are," she said. "Why don't you believe me?"
"I might be Irish, but I'm not stupid," replied Paddy. "They look at least twenty years younger than you."
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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