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Three cents worth...
Try this with your woman, Armistead...
Lay three pennies on the table with Lincoln facing up and ask her three questions as follows...
1. Do you see any cars there?
No? Three Lincolns.
2. Do you see any snakes there?
No? Three Copperheads.
3. Do you see any sex there?
No and you won't either for three measly cents.
Then you ask what she would do for a quarter. Followed closely with a big ol' Bugs Bunny kiss.
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