Marriage. That most solemn of institutions.
Institution:
1: A facility for higher learning.
Get married and you'll get schooled.
2: A facility for detaining convicted criminals .
Get married and you end up here for one reason or another.
3: A perceived beneficial organization
Get married and you will become her financial institution.
I learned after #1
Never again. NEVER!!!!
The only thing it's really good for is to prevent bastard children.