True Story:
During the IRA bombing campaign a branch of the Post Office hit the emergency button when a small brown
paper parcel emitted a strange buzzing sound. The sorting office was cleared and the Bomb Squad sent in an automatic
robot to pick up the suspicious item. Nothing doing - so the machine placed it on the counter where....
it began to hop about.
At this point the disposal team came to the conclusion that someone had posted an animal so the the addressee was
tracked down and asked to come down to the Post Office. An elderly lady appeared eventualy and although she
was most reluctant tp proceed the Squad insisted she open it in front of them so that they could complete their report.
She opened the parcel and out from the box sprang an exotic coloured multi surfaced bouncing.................
vibrator. Big guffaws - one beetroot faced lady.
'' Perhaps madam will pop it away for now....eh ? ''
