I suffer from claustrophobia, so no casket for me. I know it's not supposed to matter, but just the thought of being trapped in a box underground disturbs me while I'm alive.
I have it clearly stated in my will, no funeral, no service, no nothing, have me cremated and give the box to my family to dump in the woods where I use to live...
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You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
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