Reminds me of the 3 Bandits hung in Texas years ago.
Each was asked if they had any last words.
1st Guy said Viva Mexico!
They strung him up and swung him out over the Rio Grande.
He slipped out of the noose and swam to the Mexican side.
Same with the second Guy.
3rd Guy they asked, 'Any last words?'
He said, 'Can you tighten up the noose? I can't swim.'
