Guy goes to a doctor for a prostate exam. Doctor says "ok Mr. jones, everything seems to be in order". Patient says to Doctor "Doctor, can you write a note to my wife and tell her that my head is not up there"
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You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
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