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Originally Posted by Red October1984
Oh...it's not funny to me...
I heard the whole tacocat thing probably 6,000 times in a week this summer.
There was this ridiculously annoying girl at church camp that I wish would just GET AWAY! Every third word out of her mouth was Tacocat, YOLO, or Forreal. Usually followed by a terribly annoying laugh.
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Preacher's daughter looking to be deflowered maybe?
nyuk nyuk nyuk
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Anyway, here's my advice for today.
Zombieland Rules
1 Cardio
2 The Double Tap
3 Beware of Bathrooms
4 Wear Seat Belts
5 No Attachments
6 The “Skillet”
7 Travel Light
8 Get a Kick Ass Partner
9 With your Bare Hands
10 Don’t Swing Low
11 Use Your Foot
12 Bounty Paper Towels
13 Shake it Off
14 Always carry a change of underwear
15 Bowling Ball
16 Opportunity Knocks
17 Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18 Limber Up
19 Break it Up
20 It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21 Avoid Strip Clubs
22 When in doubt Know your way out
23 Zipplock
24 Use your thumbs
25 Shoot First
26 A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27 Incoming!
28 Double-Knot your Shoes
29 The Buddy System
30 Pack your stain stick
31 Check the back seat
32 Enjoy the little things
33 Swiss army Knife
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All things every good Boy Scout, Jedi Knight and Zombie Hunter knows.
